Click Clack Classik: bludz no lie my mom used to drive a 1976 chrysler cordoba

lace up your stadias homiez we taking a walkzors down memory lane
shit was a fucked up silver and had the cracked red rich corinthian
leather interior hold up soccer mom in the cube next to me just handed
me a deviled egg sandwich un momento por favor damn this shit is bomb
except the bread is too dry okay bluds sorry anyway this car was a
piece of shit bludz no lie i remember having to pray no like literally
moms told us to really pray hoooard as she and my bro was sitting there
and we was struggling to pray like sweating that the car would start
and this would happen like every morning i mean i kinda forgot about
that shit until just now which is wierd cause TA got the steel trap
mind steezo like i am so tripping off that cordoba right now and then
thinking back to that i remember my step dads 67 nova which was all
raised up ughh raise up fooo in the back all muscle car steez and was
a sicc ass money green with metal flakes before people was doing 67
novas with money green metal flake paint jobs and that shit would cook i
mean straight short order chef you down 23rd no seatbelts cause fuck
thems for sissies and then also he also had a 46 oldsmobile primered
and bondo steezola but that just sat in the garage after his initial body
work until he sold it and smelled like wet dog youd think with all these
cars and mechanically inclined folkers that id be all sicc and into cars
but fuck that i was upstairs playing sega or looking at my step brothers
collection of hustler mags with the sports illustrated covers on thems any
way my biological didnt bother with that shit i remember he had a buick
regal and it was tan hellsa boring compared to step dads rides but yo my
biopops liked listening to click and clack on npr which is ironic anyways
these are the memories you have when you from a broken home blud also my
step sister had a cat named domino and that fucker weighed like 78 pounds
or some shit oh yeah also rap music is sicc too that opinion is thanks to
my step sister too she had a late 70s corolla with sheepskin seat covers
bird call

CLASSIC FROM THE VAULTS: Kobe Soz

yo so check it bludz you might know me or you might not
but anyways im TA from the sco okay and im gonna drop
some serious physics aka science on you right now like
thomas dolby meets that newton dood okay stay with me
lets take a ride down south okay schmobb a right on
mission and head southbound through daly city then colma
then okay stop at lucky chances ughhhh and get something
to eat cause this is a long drive okay try the TAsilog (named
after yours truly ask Mel B or Steve if they sorving you they
know whats up) okay get back on mission (now called the elco
short for el camino okay its not rocket science here blud) then
you hit south city then san bruno then millbrae then you
arrive in sozzyland aka b-game aka burlingame hold up there
playbwoy dont get it twizted okay you think you in some soft
ass burb hell naw homie this is the home of my main shit stain
sozzy aka kobe soz yes ward you hurd me right what looks
like a sleepy upper-upper-middle class burb is home to one of
the thuggest rappers i know okay bludz if you dont know sozzy
you may have seen his commercials on BET (no im dead fucking
serious i seen it there) or seen him at tower records signing
posters or whatever okay sozzy class is in session okay lets get
to chapter 1 of our text aka track 12:

creepin in da hood

only foolish dudes be packing
all my people vibe to this
my freethrows–i never miss
yes im the thug in the family
yes i slang crack in the industry–not! (unn uhh)

my man soz continues:

there aint no projects here in my town
but i claim i run the streets
and own the city
ballin it up
with the hustla committee
to all the hoes on the strip
check my tight whip
and dont trip
when you see the hustla click
cruising down the block

if this isnt street poetry i dont know what is homiez okay i could
go all day but the greatest thing about the new soz album the
initiative is all the fresh guest appearances sozzy got the hottest
names in the game rioght here from 50 cent to snoop to keak to
e-40 i mean hellooooo can anyone else see the hawt potential for
sales sales sales here anyway mad respect to JT the bigga figga
and all the other hawt producers selling this guy beats and guest
tracks and picture poses and all that yes mad respect to them
all for keeping it real and not soiling they names like i soiled
myself when i first heard this sophomore release from kobe soz
way to keep it real players TA totally respects you for not selling
out ward anyways if you can catch sozzy at the next burlingame
intermediate school dance or at the next burlingame high basketball
game i highly recommend it bird call

OH SNAP KID...WE BLOGGIN

DONT GET IT TWIZTED TA INVENTED BLOGGING LIKE YEARS AGO BACK WHEN THERE WAS AOL CHATROOMZ AND MESSAGE BOARDZ COMEON BLUD YOU KNOW ME IM SO HIP HOP I SHIT OUT CDR MIXTAPEZ NO BUT SERIOUS IM BLOGGIN NOW SO HOLLAR BIRDCALL